Photos of me, beards and nose picking 02/01/2010

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I keep seeing recently snapped photos of myself and am appalled by my double chin. I mean I look like a bloody turkey, possibly even like a turkey with an extreme case of glandular fever.  I was hoping the gazillion Nicorettes I have been chewing for the past 2 months  would have had some effect tightening up that area but...no. In the past, the first place I used to lose weight was in my face, then my stomach. My arms would slowly follow and after a lot of time and effort my bum would finally deflate ever so slightly.  This time it seems like my face won't budge. Maybe the bags under my eyes are so droopy they've melted into my chin.

Men are lucky when it comes to double chins, they grow beards and bingo it's gone. I don't think a beard would go down too well with my husband at this stage in our marriage. He might let me off the hook when I'm 70 something but definitely not in the last year of my thirties. Bummer, I suppose I could wear a veil  but - aside from my  finger - I actually hate the feeling of anything covering my nostrils. I did notice that the photos of me taken face on were much better. I guess I just need to make sure I either never get snapped from the side again or put on one of those plastic cones animals wear after they get neutered, at least I'll still be able to pick my nose.

 

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Katja

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:07:25

maybe this is really a good thing, it will keep you from wanting to eat chocolate and thus perhaps help with
splat the fat ?? just trying to find the silver lining!

 

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