Toilet Terror 01/14/2010

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Okay, tonight's install has to be short but sweet as I'm heading out. The one thing I would like to mention is that I'm trying out this 14 day pill popping plan. There are two bottles. One contains Acai Berry supplements and the label states that it's a "weight loss flush". The other contains  3 times the power green tea supplements which apparently should "increase calorie burning".

It took a couple of days, but I can confidently now say the effects have kicked in. Today I found myself at Target  ( a big superstore) frantically trying to get to the loo. -  Note to self: Always locate the restrooms before you start shopping  - Also, because I couldn't take the contents of my overflowing cart into the toilet with me, many precious minutes were wasted emptying it. Liston of course was ecstatic as he has never gone over the shopping cart speed limit before. WOW this has never happened to me. I think the word "flush" might be a bit mild to describe what occured next, it was more like a jet hose. Thank God nobody else was in the bathroom to hear my moans...I hope this shit works cause it's hardcore. Sweet dreams everyone.

 

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Heather

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:15:10

And what is the shopping cart speed limit??? LOVE that! I'd say "keep it up!" but I'm afraid it will seem in reference to your diet pill side effect lol. Love you!

 

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