Me and my Chalupa 01/18/2010

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Been off the radar for a while. Must confess to a very sloppy weekend. Saturday morning began with my husband performing the Heimlich maneuver on me because one of those ginormous diet supplements got lodged in my throat and left me gasping for air - No I am not joking, these pills are now trying to kill me. I  know I should probably stop taking them so that I get a chance to see my kids grow up  but  I want to see this 14 day plan through so I've resorted to putting my pooping pills in a ziploc bag, hammering the hell out of them and adding this crushed down version into my morning oats. The oats don't taste as nice but I can't take anymore chances.

Having avoided death once again  - beginning to feel like a cat here - I went on to have a fantastic Saturday night. Attended a great party and met some wonderful characters yet suffered greatly the next day and this is when I went astray. I don't know about you, but when I have a monumental hangover, salad is not a cure. It doesn't have the same sponge like sucking powers of dough. This time, when I dropped my daughter off at dance, Taco Bell won. Chalupa: ( a deep fired taco wrapped in a deep fried artary clogging tortilla), was my baby of choice and boy did it taste good. I was like an alcoholic who hadn't had a drink in 2 weeks. There was sour cream all over my chin, lap even my stubby little fingers were covered from knuckle to nail. Although my hangover disappeared almost immediately I felt awful.  Regrettably it didn't stop there. For the rest of the day I seemed to have just used my Chalupa as an excuse..."Because you've already devoured 8000 calories in one sitting you might as well have the chocolate bar, or the 3 pieces of toast, or that wild boar you just caught whilst out hunting." I was unstoppable. Oh how my mind played tricks with me. Since I felt that the day was a washout instead of reeling myself in, in good time, I went to town. Ugh not good. A major flogging session followed by a few "What a twats" and today I feel much better. I curse you  pendejo Chalupa puta de Madre.

 

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Katja

01/18/2010 22:27

You are in good company as the Chalupa is the fast food of choice in my family as well..glad to see you back and blogging, and yes you are losing weight! At about 13 months the "baby" fat dropped and I am sure you will see that shortly.

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08/21/2010 02:52

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