I'm completely pooped out! 01/15/2010

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Without going into too much detail, as I can see I got a bit carried away with last night's post, I would like to continue where I left off, and say that I now think the label of these dieting supplements I am taking, should have a warning that reads "Make Sure you are not going anywhere for the next 14 days as everything you digest will reappear in a matter of minutes." This stuff is not for traveling salesmen, men who work in cranes, deep sea divers or anyone else on the go who cannot reach a toilet in lightening speed. Because I am worn out and alarmingly dehydrated from shitting myself silly for two days straight, I feel obligated to tell the honest truth here. Why am I still taking them? Well apparently it works.  Enough said on the matter

Oooooooo I'll be back in 5....................................................(A quiet whimper is heard down the hallway, followed by the toilet flushing)

Okay, Something weird has happened to my scales.... They have moved. I'm not sure if they have just broken down from all the weigh ins I've subjected them to or if this is the real deal. They are telling me that I've lost a total of 15 pounds since I started this project in June of 09. I did stop for 4 months but could have still been shedding some of my post pregnancy pounds without really noticing. I will need to weigh myself on another scale before I celebrate in earnest.  I am however a realist and deep down feel that this is nothing more than a cruel joke that my scales are playing on me. Revenge for all the abuse I have hurled at them over the years.  Wait a minute.....I couldn't have shat out 15 pounds in 2 days Could I? Is that possible? Sounds plausible really. Shit out the old, bring in the new.

 

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